Mistress Jess
The Ballbusting Bitch
I swear I’m a sweetheart! Hold on, let me stop giggling…. Okay! Phew! But seriously, I’m an all-around cool chick, but I don’t play nice. I’m a dancer by profession, I’m a blunt bitch because I like it! I like it when you throw your ones at me, but don’t get any ideas! That is, unless you plan on crawling on all fours to kiss my boots and shower me with accolades and favors, then I might see about keeping you around for a –little- while. Keep me laughing, which isn’t hard to do, and I warm up like a stoked fire. MMMMMM fire, I like fire…..